Dreamboats

So the past few nights, I've been having dreams about Hollywood actors...

the first time, it was right as I was waking up. I was dreaming that I was laying in bed with Russell Brand, and he leaned in to kiss me, and I leaned in, then I woke up as I was leaning.

The next night, I dreamt that I was watching John Malkovich in the bathroom right before he was taking a shower.

The night after that, I dreamt that I was making out with Johnny Depp at some monument.


Along with my actors, night before last I dreamt that Lyden and I went grocery shopping and we used the self check out, and she had a shit ton of stuff, and it took her like 3 seconds to check out, and then I had like 5 things, and it took me forever, and people were yelling at me, and pushing their carts into me... and then I dreamt that I found/stole a phone that was a nintendo ds, a gps, an ipod, and all kinds of other crazy shit, but it wouldn't fit into my purse, but i took it anyway.

Last night, I dreamt that I was yelling at my mom a lot, also I dreamt that Orbit had banana flavor... yum.

Russell Brand is British...right?

This may be a bit confusing, but I was dreaming that I was asleep.

i was asleep in my bed with russell brand, and then i woke up, and he leaned into kiss me, then i woke up...

Ah To Be British

Last night, I dreamt that I was hanging out with a few English people, and I was trying to fit in. So i was speaking in my signature English accent, and they got really offended.

The other night I dreamt that Miles and I were in Stunt Man School, and we got attacked by ninjas, and we had to jump a car onto a stage where there was a rock concert was happening. Then some bad guys found us trying to escape, and Miles got shot, and I pretend to get shot, and I rescued him and we escaped...it was epic