so i just had a dream.

And a bunch of people were in it, so hold on to your hats.

So me and lyden were roller skating through bed bath and beyond, and checking stuff out, and we saw a tv screen with dan milazzo's face on it, i was like omg!! dan!! awesome, and it was just another strange video art thing that he had done, it was pretty cool...then we bump in to alissa dirksen, and she and I decide to go to the house across the street and break in, and just look around, when we go outside, there's a jet circling above the parking lot, so we stopped to watch, the pilot would get so close to the ground that the wing would scrape on the black top... then he went crazy and crashed the plane through the window of the store... and just ran away, so me and alissa continue to the house across the street. it was an awesome house, and we were just wandering around playing with stuff...and then the owners came home, and we had to book it out of there, i was sure they saw us on we got caught but we made it out. We went back to bbb, and there, my boss from the nursing home saw me, and flagged me down, she said, ginny, i need to talk to you about something. I was like, shit, she found us out.... she sits me down, and says ok, i just need to tell you a story, and what to do if this ever happens. she said that one time there was an elderly woman who decided to shoplift a whole bunch of stuff from bbb, she made off in a golf cart going 20 miles per hour all the way to her lake house. when they got there she was so delerious, and demented that they wanted to sedate her, but wanted to bring her out of really fast. so audrey showed me the iv that she would give her, and how to administer it, and then she showed me the two other things, that i would have to put in the bag to counteract the drugs i just gave her. the additional things that i put in the bag, made it shrink way down... it was weird.... in the mean time my sister showed up, she was climing up a huge platform and the song express yourself by madonna started to play.... she got to the very top and did an awesome tap number and i was cheering her on!! (i wonder if i was really screaming for her while i was asleep) then i decided that i wanted to join her, i put on gloves and went up on the plat form, but by the time i got up there, johnny from dirty dancing started dancing with her to time of your life and latika and jamal from slumdog millionare were making out under the platform, the song ended and me and tricia and johnny were talking, and i looked up and there was a bunch of different shower curtains i had never seen before, and customers kept asking me questions, like one guy wanted ear covering headphones, and lauren the receptionist from abbington wanted bar soap... while i was talking go them i took off my gloves and they had taken most of my blue nail polish off... i was sad....

last night...

i had a dream that

me and a couple friends wanted to go to a festival in chicago, so we went to this dock, where there was this guy was giving people transport to grant park via the river...but you had to have a big metal structure to ride on, but we did. so we dumped our big metal structure in the water onto these cables, and let it pull us in.... i should have blogged sooner, cuz that's all i remember from that one. i think there was some sort of confrontation...

@johncmayer

So because I get tweets from John Mayer, and I'm signed up for text alerts, I get texts all night from john, not really intimate stuff, but interesting things, that make me feel like we're buds.

Last night I had another dream that we were bf/gf. We met up and we were all cool, and I was getting really jealous cuz he's famous, and he could have girls like Jessica Alba... and were makin out and other stuff... and then we had to take off running...for some reason, and then we were on an inflateable train car... goin down the tracks... and then i look around him and see that there is a train coming, I'm all, "JOHN OMG JOHN THERE'S A TRAIN" and he was all typin on his blackberry.. so i grabbed the sides of the car and shifted us to the next track over and everything was all ok. I was like "JOHN! yay I saved us" and he was like, "thanks babe."

thats really all. in my dream world, john and I are dating. sweet.

I didn't do a presentation...?...

So, in my dream, I was graduating from grad school. I was getting my masters, and I had one project to do before I graduated. In science class. The room was Mr. Kuban's room in jr high, but the teacher was this woman named peggy from the nursing home. I was being totally abnoxious as I always did in school. I was bragging to everyone that I was graduating, and I was saying, "Do you have a masters? after today I'll have a masters." Everyone was making a big camotion about something, so I asked, what's everyone freaking out about?...Someone said, the presentation. I was all... what presentation? I didn't do a presentation. I asked how long we were supposed to talk, and they said 20min. So I was like, k, I can talk for 20 minutes on this topic...

I woke up at 7:07am, during this dream...I'm supposed to leave for work at 7:10am.... GOOD SAVE.

walking on sand is hard, especially when you have to pedal your car.

last night i dreamt that i was working at home depot, which is weird, since i just started at bed bath and beyond. Anyway, I was working there, but it must have been in like florida or something cuz everything was sand. It was quite difficult to walk and run.

Anyway, I was walking though this strip mall area type thing... and I was on the phone with my mom. She kept saying how she wanted to meet up with me so we could go shopping. Ashley Lyden was following me around talking to me about how 90% of people who work at walmart were serial rapists. I eventually ran into my mom and my sister, and then once we were in home depot, we ran into my aunt and ehr husband....so when we were leaving we all had to pile in my car to head out, and I was driving. I was really worried that The weight in the car was gonna make my tire go flat... but the car didn't run on gasoline, i had to pedal it like a bike. And we were heading to Target on State in Rockford, and I was turning, and I almost got run over, and it was scary.

dream?

So last night, my dreams were borderline hallucinations. In the dream I was lying in bed, watching my clock. and there was this big vent thing where my john mayer poster usually is...and it was purifying the air in my apartment, sucking the air out to the outside...and all of this junk was building up on it and it was really strange... then i realized that there was someone in my bathroom... i didn't even think about it and went back to sleep, when I "woke up" I looked at my clock and came to the conclusion that this was the time that my mom usually left to go to work. Next thing I know she has all her work stuff and she's heading out the door...weird..

So then I "go back to sleep" and a little while later I wake up to a giant salamander crawling out from a hole in the middle of the wall that my closet is on... i freaked out all i could think of to yell was NO!... (i may have actually yelled this) and that just scared the thing... and it ran out and walked over to my door and I thought he was going to be able to get out through the space bellow the door, but he wouldn't fit. So he was just scratching at the door.

Then My Alarm went off....in real life, not the dream.

Drew Carey

So, I wasn't gonna post this... but i can't keep it to myself.

So me and miles and his sister, and her bf, were driving in my car. We had the car packed with a ton of camping gear, and tommy was riding in the trunk. We got to this swampy area in the woods which was obviously where we were heading. We get out and start walking around. We find a really long skinny trailer in the woods... and there's some people sitting in lawn chairs in the mud out in front... we walk closer and as we walk up the plank to the main floor of the trailer.. We notice that drew carey is standing there in a powder blue suit...and he was all like "WELCOME" and he was just showin us around n stuff... and he said that the sun was starting to set so we'd better get going....

We were walking to the car, and then it suddenly got dark... so we were running... and then all these like scary bat...vampire...beastly things are flying all around... and we all dive in the car... i went for the trunk... and it wouldn't close and the creatures were clawing at the car and shit...

thats all i really remember.

ya, im fucked up, i know.

Roller Dream

So, I had a dream last night, that I was rolling around the mall.

I was at the mall, looking for Bloomingdales, for some reason...and i was just skating around...
April from highschool, was doing the routine Pressure...and i ran right in to her, and she yelled at me, then i was going by fannie may and i spotted bloomingdales.... and then i was eating lunch with courtney busker, and these two bitchy girls came over and made courtney go sit at a table by her self, and i yelled at them...

anyway...

My epic movie...dream

so last night i had a dream that i was in my apartment with many of my friends. but i had to get to my apartment by crawling through these elaborate tunnels in the ceiling of the building. Lonnie and her bro were staying over and crashed in one of the bedrooms in my place (in my dream i have a more than 1 bedroom apartment). While we were hanging out the make a wish foundation sent katy perry in for ben. He got to do whatever he wanted to her, and instead of making her his sex slave, decided to do really funny shit instead.

Then some natural disaster happened.

I was racing through the tunnels, and then I found myself in the old high school in pecatonica. where everyone was riding out the storm. I started running toward my place, just like everyone else. There was a huge crowd, and I decided to start ripping shit up, and climbing on people, I ran all the way to my mom's house, which was apparently where my building was. I was crawling through the tunnels, and got lost in the system.

I finally decided to get the hell out of the tunnels. and go to the front of the building, and get to my apartment like i usually do. I got there, unlocked the door, and all my shit was gone. In my dream I screamed really loud and started crying.(i really wonder if i screamed and cried while i was asleep).

So I headed to this giant lobby in the building, where some staff had organized everyone's belongings according to category, all the tables were together, all the couches were together, etc.

I was running around like a chicken with my head cut off looking for my table, (cuz its a sweet table, and an heirloom) but anyway, i think most of the night was spent looking for that damn table, anyway, while I was searching, I spotted my brown furniture out of the corner of my eye, and started running toward it like a kid running toward thier lost puppy... but i couldn't find it... the staff was like, it was probably just your imagination... i was like maybe... so i went back to where i first spotted it... and yep... it was just my imagination.

At this point I was done being upset and started getting pissed, and had more questions than answers. So I went up to what looked like a cashier. I asked this woman if people actually had to pay to get their furniture back... she said no of course not. so i asked, how does your staff determine what is garbage, and what isn't when they clear out the apartments... and she said, if it looks like garbage it probably is... and my last question was, so if one of the staff decided that they wanted to take something from an apartment without permission and not tell anyone, they could... right? And she got real deffensive, and was like ma'am are you saying that you don't trust us...and all this other bullshit, and we were starting to get into a fight... and then i heard some ruckus going on behind me... i turn around and I'm at street level in a big city.

there's this guy on a motorcycle... getting road rage to someone in a car. (he was very colin farrel in daredevil) anyway... he whips his bike to the other side of the intersection.... and waits for the light to change, like he was gonna do something totally crazy and evil kanival... then he spots me looking at him, and rides over.... Lonnie was standing right next to me...now. anyway he rides over and started kinda yellin at me like i was starring and it was rude.

So i start to fight him back a little... and it turns into a flirtation... and he starts doing crazy tricks on his bike... and he takes one look at lonnie and tells her to get lost... and i'm still engaging him... so i tell him something about continuing the argument over dinner... and for some reason i'm
already wearing my helmet, and i climb on the back of his bike... .thats where it ends.

Wheww.... glad i got that out before i lost it.

Look out for the Russians!

So last night.

Dan and Joe and I, (blast from the past, sorry miles) were at party city in rockford... by the side of the road, east state street, and we were all drunk, and trying to hail a cab. i was trying to gather up all of my stuff, which was all over the grass for some reason. We decided to walk, cuz we heard gun shots, then as we were walking back we saw a bunch of russian cops with guns... and then we saw whoever they were fighting, and dan and joe were walking with the russians enemies... and was like GUYYYSSSS GET OVER HERE!!! I saved them and we went to DQ. I told dan that he would find a new girl, like me but cuter, and then the clerk at DQ looked just like me, but with curly hair and freckles... i would be cute with both of those things,


so to dan: Your new girl looks nothing like me, she's cute, but she is deadly skinny, and a girl who has a 3year old is probably not good news. use a condom, use 2.

The First of the year.

So I'm a big slacker, and haven't been filling you in on my dreams, my bad.

Last Night, February 4/5 2009

I was dreaming that i was walking through a crowd, and suddenly the crowd parted, and there was Nick Anders. Those of you who don't know him, he was a guy I went to high school with. We always said if we had kids, they would be extremely pale, and really hairy, but they would have beautiful eyes. Anyway, I ran into his arms, and he caught me, and I kissed him on the cheek, and we just started walking together... it was weird.

Night Before Last:

I had a dream that i was riding my bike through a forest. and Justin Jones was running along side me, and trying to keep up with me, and then he started trying to push me over. So then i ducked into a corn field and just started running. I bumped into some chick that apparently lived in the field, and she started like, trying to help me, and like ordering me around, like bruce willis in an action movie...

anywho.

i'll try to write again soon.

-Ginny-