Look out for the Russians!

So last night.

Dan and Joe and I, (blast from the past, sorry miles) were at party city in rockford... by the side of the road, east state street, and we were all drunk, and trying to hail a cab. i was trying to gather up all of my stuff, which was all over the grass for some reason. We decided to walk, cuz we heard gun shots, then as we were walking back we saw a bunch of russian cops with guns... and then we saw whoever they were fighting, and dan and joe were walking with the russians enemies... and was like GUYYYSSSS GET OVER HERE!!! I saved them and we went to DQ. I told dan that he would find a new girl, like me but cuter, and then the clerk at DQ looked just like me, but with curly hair and freckles... i would be cute with both of those things,


so to dan: Your new girl looks nothing like me, she's cute, but she is deadly skinny, and a girl who has a 3year old is probably not good news. use a condom, use 2.

The First of the year.

So I'm a big slacker, and haven't been filling you in on my dreams, my bad.

Last Night, February 4/5 2009

I was dreaming that i was walking through a crowd, and suddenly the crowd parted, and there was Nick Anders. Those of you who don't know him, he was a guy I went to high school with. We always said if we had kids, they would be extremely pale, and really hairy, but they would have beautiful eyes. Anyway, I ran into his arms, and he caught me, and I kissed him on the cheek, and we just started walking together... it was weird.

Night Before Last:

I had a dream that i was riding my bike through a forest. and Justin Jones was running along side me, and trying to keep up with me, and then he started trying to push me over. So then i ducked into a corn field and just started running. I bumped into some chick that apparently lived in the field, and she started like, trying to help me, and like ordering me around, like bruce willis in an action movie...

anywho.

i'll try to write again soon.

-Ginny-

Dreamboats

So the past few nights, I've been having dreams about Hollywood actors...

the first time, it was right as I was waking up. I was dreaming that I was laying in bed with Russell Brand, and he leaned in to kiss me, and I leaned in, then I woke up as I was leaning.

The next night, I dreamt that I was watching John Malkovich in the bathroom right before he was taking a shower.

The night after that, I dreamt that I was making out with Johnny Depp at some monument.


Along with my actors, night before last I dreamt that Lyden and I went grocery shopping and we used the self check out, and she had a shit ton of stuff, and it took her like 3 seconds to check out, and then I had like 5 things, and it took me forever, and people were yelling at me, and pushing their carts into me... and then I dreamt that I found/stole a phone that was a nintendo ds, a gps, an ipod, and all kinds of other crazy shit, but it wouldn't fit into my purse, but i took it anyway.

Last night, I dreamt that I was yelling at my mom a lot, also I dreamt that Orbit had banana flavor... yum.

Russell Brand is British...right?

This may be a bit confusing, but I was dreaming that I was asleep.

i was asleep in my bed with russell brand, and then i woke up, and he leaned into kiss me, then i woke up...

Ah To Be British

Last night, I dreamt that I was hanging out with a few English people, and I was trying to fit in. So i was speaking in my signature English accent, and they got really offended.

The other night I dreamt that Miles and I were in Stunt Man School, and we got attacked by ninjas, and we had to jump a car onto a stage where there was a rock concert was happening. Then some bad guys found us trying to escape, and Miles got shot, and I pretend to get shot, and I rescued him and we escaped...it was epic

The Insanity has persisted.

I proved myself right, and let this blog slip my mind. Its not that I haven't been having dreams, I just haven't gotten to a keyboard fast enough. So I'll make this entry a recap... and I'll reminisce a bit about some other dreams I've had.

Phone issues:

I like to keep my phone close to me when I sleep, so I can respond to late night texts and phone calls. This usually works out but occasionally effects my dreams.

The other night i was dreaming that I was in a pool, and that my phone was completely water proof, and it floated. So i would swim under the water and read my texts under the water, it was pretty sweet. I think its just a testament to how comfy my bed is.

A while ago, before I started this blog, I dreamt that I got mad at someone and threw my phone at them, kinda like Naomi Campbell...and I heard a thud...in real life. I shrugged it off and went back to sleep. The next day, I was on my way out, and I found my phone in the corner of my room... I had actually thrown it across the room that night...gah... sorry phone, I know you're sensitive...thank you for not breaking.

Night 2

So here we are again, and much to my surprise, I'm actually committing to blogging. So yesterday was pretty standard, I went to work, I came home, I went to bed. I guess the more blah day, the more fucked up the dream. I decided to put paper and a pen on my headboard so I could write down my dreams as they happened. It really helped. So here goes.

November 5, 2008

So am swimming at a lake of some kind with Marie Story from high school, we had to get into the lake by a zip line. We slid down a rope into a lake... Then Richard Simmons was dressed as a UPS man, did some fancy tricks on the zip line. He would do like back flips and shit, and land on like a target... it looked like it hurt. He kept trying to get us to do that crazy trick on the zip line, but i was convinced that I would die. so we left the lake, and moved on to a cabin.

In the cabin, Mike Siemens, from highschool was there setting up the cable. It was rustic...and there was a big flat screen, and he was finishing up when we got there... I tipped him...

thats all i really remember... my notes were "swimming marie story, silly ups man, big mike cable"

OH! after i wrote my notes, i dreamt that my notes were very neat and had perfect penmanship, i woke up... and they were realllly messy...

ARRIVEDERCI!